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Founder of MLSFANTASY4KIDZ, where the next generation of MLS fans are learning the league and its players by playing under the supervision of their parents.

Founder of MLSTHEMETEAM, where the game's top players train their brains and have some laughs while teaming up to tackle a weekly player selection challenge.

MLS Fantasy Boss chatroom regular and moderator.

Highest MLS Fantasy ranks: 121st (2016) • 52nd (spring 2018) • 29th (fall 2018)



Working to disrupt IBS (irritable bowel syndrome) + DD (diverticular disease) + chronic pain and fatigue + DEPR (depression).

Journeyman low-FODMAP diet guy, since before there was even a first page Google hit for it.

DDP Yoga keeps me going.

Former freelance film and television storyteller. Now a tenured parent and bedtime storyteller.



Long-time Toronto resident, day one Toronto FC season ticket holder and U-Sector supporter.

Now in Ottawa, monitoring stats for Ottawa Fury FC home games.

Founder of @FuryFCsgs (Fury FC Supporters Group Soccer). Between the pipes on Friday nights, trash talking the youths and backing it up.

Proud Voyageurs and Canadian Premier League supporter.